It’s tough out there for honest people, isn’t it? It’s so hard to maintain any personal
integrity when the entire system relies on lies. Downer, huh?
If you’re honest, you may wonder why you can’t succeed when so many
around you seem to sail through life.
You might wonder whether you’re just a loser. You may wonder… but perhaps you shouldn’t. There are reasons why good guys finish last
and why honest people find life so hard.
And often no amount of cleverness will part the sea for you. One thing is certain, though: The only thing that you can take with you
when you die is your soul, so don’t lose it in a blizzard of white lies.
White lies are socially acceptable lies, and they are
everywhere. We usually think of white
lies as harmless, undeserved compliments or defensive lies that we tell to people who had no right to ask in the
first place. Those
white lies may not be so white, but those are not the kind of white lies that
are damaging society beyond its ability to repair itself.
No, there are other kinds of white lies, and they do REAL
damage. They don’t rise to the level of
criminal perjury, and they aren’t punishable under the law, but they are as
malignant as the blackest of lies. They
are everywhere, but they are perhaps most common in any field related to
employment, because employment affects our personal economic survival. From resumes and
interviews to being a “team player” in the workplace, white lies are required
by most employers. Of course, employers
would never admit it (another white lie).
After the economic bubble burst, many found themselves
looking for work. The process often
began with outplacement counseling. The
counseling used terms like “strategy,” of course – since no self-respecting
outplacement counselor really wants to admit to offering courses on “how to
fluff your resume” or “how to lie to get that job.” The newly depressed and desperate were told
how not to look so newly depressed and desperate … even though they were newly depressed and desperate, and it would be quite natural to be so. They were told
to tailor their resume to each recipient… even though it would be impossible to tailor the resume
for every potential job. They were told
that key words were important, since company computers would only kick out
resumes that had certain words. They
were told to grab the attention of the reader in just a few seconds, because
readers will spend less than 20 seconds to judge your whole life and determine your fitness for the
job. They were told that, if you don’t
hit every single expected buzz-word in a few seconds, you won’t get the
call. .
These messages were elaborated upon by a flood of
experts, often associated with job fairs, on TV. They claimed to know what “employers look
for.” From the shine of your shoes to the
trim of your nails and hair, there were rules.
From the firmness of your handshake to the twinkle in your eyes, there
were rules. Never let them see you
sweat. Never appear nervous. Look confident but not too confident. Stand up straight. When sitting, lean forward. And if they ask you why you want to work
there, NEVER say, “Because I need a job” (never mind that it might be the only
honest answer).
Now, what if you’re a very competent but shy person, as many
are? Too bad. Lie. Fake
it. What if you’re creative, have some
tattoos or jewelry? Cover the tats up,
and take the jewelry out of your ears (unless you’re a woman, of course). Show
the human resources judge how well you can lie.
If you can lie well, the company can probably trust you not to make waves.
Let that conformity SPARKLE!
In recent years, some human resources departments have even added
the psychological test to their arsenal of “tools” to filter out people who
might think too much. You might be given
a test in which you are asked general questions and given a choice of vague
answers. If you are in the habit of thinking,
you will want greater clarity in the questions and potential answers. Case in point: A very qualified applicant for a position in
a medical device company applied for a job.
He had done the job for 15 years in a different company, and his old boss
would be his new boss in the new company. He
had jumped through all the hoops except the psychological test, which was
administered by a chirpy young human resources representative. She asked, “Are you a big picture person or
are you detail oriented?” The man
answered that the big picture is made of a lot of little details. She then asked, “Would you rather have a
purely professional relationship or work with friends?” He answered that most of his friendships
started out as purely professional relationships and that he guessed it depended upon the people. After several silly questions and thoughtful answers, the woman
told him that he would be contacted by the end of the week. After a few weeks without the promised call, the man called his old
boss. “I haven’t heard from H.R. yet,”
he said. “Well,” said the old boss, “you
apparently didn’t do too well on the psychological evaluation. They thought you were evasive.” The man then said to his old boss, “So I
should have lied?” Yes, lying was
required.
Anytime someone asks a question and tries to make you choose
from answers that do not reflect what you believe, they are requiring that you
lie.
When people find work, though, a whole new set
of white lies is required. To refuse to
play ball is to refuse to be a “team player.” What used to be called "go along to get along" has now been re-termed in more positive nomenclature as "teamwork." Annually, one state agency gives a computer survey regarding job
satisfaction. The answers can all be
traced back to the individual computers, and everyone knows it. Very few questions allow for a negative
answer, but most employees won’t take a chance on being perceived as negative, as a non-team player. Generally, the employee is only given a way
of saying that he/she is happy or very happy and that management is doing a good job or a very good job.
In fact, many state workers who have taken the survey will admit privately that they lied on the survey because they
want to keep their jobs. Your tax dollars at work….
The agency's annual how-extremely-happy-are-you? survey is not management's only attempt to coerce statements of happiness from the workforce. Employees were recently asked to select, from a list of about 50 positive descriptions, the five or six that best describe his/her boss. Even an ax
murderer would come out looking pretty good. The exercise is presented as a "something fun to do," and the employee is not forced to take part in this "fun" exercise - but who dares not to? Again, lying
is required.
White lies occur every single day in almost every cubicle across the country. When a birthday card for someone whom you detest crosses
your desk, what do you write? You write,
“Happy Birthday,” don’t you? You want to
be pleasant, after all. And what would
happen to you if you were honest, after all?
And so the card, and everything written in, ends up having little or no meaning to
the person who receives it. Because kind words are a political requirement, they mean nothing.
White lies do matter. People have come to accept lying, expect lying, and require lying. In this vast white wilderness where truth is buried under six feet of white lies, the honest
person shivers and struggles to survive. Although we seem to be forced into expedient lying, maybe we need to push the envelop to the point of discomfort. Honesty is still worth the grief. After all, we can only take
our souls with us.
Very interesting
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ReplyDeleteHay writer, I got in. The hotel internet was off. I didn't read yet but it is working. Simple Raven.
ReplyDeleteIf the only thing you take with you is your soul, than who are YOU?
ReplyDeleteWe no linger consider what is the truth, only what should I say that will get me what I want. We don't say I cheat on my taxes, we say I am smart and didn't do anything illegal. Used to be that my word was my bond. We used to have pride and didn't want to have to make statement with the hand on the bible, as if it makes a differance. The world is so advanced and humans are so backwards. Sad
You are your soul. You take yourself. And I agree with you completely!
DeleteIf you are YOUR soul than who are you? I am a soul that is called I am. Do you know me? Does your soul know me?
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